Love day is here. Isn’t it wonderful that we have a day set aside to show love to our Love? Yeah right! Another commercial holiday. Everyone goes out and buys there little heart candies, and their little Valentine cards. Then the little boys go and give it to the girl and ask “will you be my Valentine?” and the little girl blushes and smiles and say “Yes” and runs off and ‘give me a break!!!’
The day that all women expect their husbands to go out and buy them some new useless piece of crap jewelry, as if they need more of it. This day is sick. It’s pointless, and I just don’t get it. The day of love. Yeah right!
However, I did find it funny when I heard that it is also the day that married people are most likely to cheat on their spouses. I heard that as I watched a news report yesterday. The host of the news show was interviewing the CEO of a company which makes spy kits for suspicious spouses. It was one of those kits like they use on CSI to find traces of semen. He said that around Valentines day was their busiest time of the year. When the host asked him what most people find out when they use these kits, he said about half of them discover that their spouse was not cheating.
Half! And he said that as if it were good news. Now that half can have a happy marriage, while the other half end up in divorce. It turns out the day of Love is actually the day of adultery. Good reason to teach our children to celebrate it.
Have a Hapyy V-Day!!!
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